JorJeggings

In case you haven't heard, the latest fashion portmanteau within a portmanteau is "jorjegging", which is a mashup of three things: leggings + jeans + shorts, a.k.a. "city jeans boyfriend shorts".

The moniker is as stupid as the clothing item itself. And really unflattering if you ask me. Skin tight everywhere, and ends right above the knee. EEEK. It's like a women's version of spandex bike shorts, except its worse because at least men only wear them on bikes.

Please don't let it explode over the summer.